Hey there, seeker of love and/or escapades.
This is Investigating Dating—a peer-unreviewed research facility and the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world in all things dating, relationships, and modern romance.
And why are we here?
To help make sense of it all, of course!
Does that make us heroes? Yes. Yes, it does. Thanks for noticing.
For your consideration…
- Imagine knowing how to miscommunicate effectively. Powerful.
- See directly into the matrix of the swipe—like Neo’s lesser-known cousin, who just wants something real. Remarkable.
- Finally understand how those unrealistic expectations can, in fact, be expected. Groundbreaking.
“Incredible,” you say! “Surely, that must be all. It’s so much already!
Right? Even we’re surprised there’s more, but there is.
Don’t worry. You’re covered.
— Jack
Lead Investigator & Editor-in-Chief
Disclaimer
Investigating Dating is a satirical publication. The content we create is for entertainment and enlightenment, so please do your part and stay on the site long enough to ensure that you are both thoroughly entertained and enlightened. While primarily fictional, some content may reflect real events or genuine reviews (the universe occasionally writes its own jokes). We always use fictitious names in our content, except when satirizing public figures. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.