Hey there, seeker of love and/or escapades.
This is Investigating Dating—a peer-unreviewed research facility and the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world in all things dating, relationships, and modern romance. Obviously.
And why are we here?
To entertain, of course! Are you not entertained?
I’m probably asking that too soon.
You’re just going to have to trust me.
And to educate! Oh, the learning you’ll do.
For your consideration…
- Imagine knowing how to miscommunicate effectively. Powerful.
- See directly into the matrix of the swipe—like Neo’s lesser-known cousin, who just wants something real. Remarkable.
- Finally understand how those unrealistic expectations can, in fact, be expected. Groundbreaking.
“Incredible,” you say! “Surely, that must be all. It’s so much already!
Right? Even we’re surprised there’s more, but there is.
And, lucky for all of us, here you are—ready to take a big ol’ sip from the bottomless, and very impressive, Fountain of Dateology. (We’re still working on the name. Take it easy.)
Enjoy your stay, and don’t forget to tip your waiter.
— Jack
Disclaimer
Investigating Dating is a satirical humor site about dating, relationships, and modern romance. The work we create is for entertainment and enlightenment, so please do your part and stay on the site long enough to ensure that you are both thoroughly entertained and enlightened. While some articles may reflect real events or genuine reviews (the universe occasionally writes its own jokes), most are products of enthusiasm, conjecture, or sleep deprivation (usually all three). We always use fictitious names in our content, except when satirizing public figures. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.