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50 “A Relationship Should Be 50/50” Tweets That May Or May Not Contain Good Advice For Relationships (You Decide)

Jack Corvo Updated onNovember 19, 2025

A relationship should be 50/50

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A relationship should be 50/50. Seems reasonable. What started with a PS5 and some iced coffee has morphed into an ongoing meme that has people chiming in with all sorts of ideas for equitable splits in a relationship. Some funny, some insightful, some not so much of either. What we have here though, is a collection of 50 (How could it not be 50??) of the best “A Relationship Should Be 50/50” tweets that we could find! Seriously. A relationship should be 50/50. We collect all the funny tweets and you enjoy them.

1. The OG

A tweet that says, "A relationship should be 50/50. She‘s buying me the PS5 and I‘m buying her one Iced Coffee💯"

@yam_url | via Twitter

2. Both Are Now Better Sandwiches

A tweet that says, "a relationship should be 50/50, 50% you take the stuff you don't like off of your sandwich and 50% i put that stuff onto my sandwich"

@not_andrehyu | via Twitter

3. Pro Tip: You Can Also Nap If You’re The Pillow

A tweet that says, "relationships should be 50/50 i nap and he’s my pillow"

@raeannagalindo1 | via Twitter

4. It Is An Important Meal

A tweet that says, "Every relationship should be 50/50…she makes me overnight oats and I eat them in the morning"

@marijuhannah__ | via Twitter

5. A Practical Trade

A tweet that says, "Relationships should be 50/50. He cooks me dinner and I do the dishes 😋"

@marshmalinetcfq | via Twitter

6. Snacktime Rules!

A tweet that says, "relationships should be 50/50. thrish buy me lemon cake i buy her hot cheeto"

@kaami_sha | via Twitter

7. I Mean, What If, You Know, Right?

A tweet that says, "a relationship should be 50/50. I talk incoherently about everything that crosses my mind even momentarily, not finishing one thought fully. and he listens"

@sgp_666 | via Twitter

8. That Special Interest? Entomology.

A tweet that says, "relationships should be 50/50. i get her an incredibly niche gift related to an interest she mentioned in passing conversation months ago and she asks me if i would still like her if she was a bug"

@heyzell_ | via Twitter

9. That’s What They’re There For

A tweet that says, "A relationship should be 50/50. Trey makes the cakes and I eat them."

@LylaArledge | via Twitter

10. Penny For Your Chicken-Duck-Woman-Thing

A tweet that says, "A relationship should be 50/50, I get Seagulls! (Stop It Now) stuck in her head and she gets Bushes of Love stuck in mine."

@madmod97 | via Twitter

11. A Euphoric Arrangement

A tweet that says, "A relationship should be 50/50, she directs the high school plays, he deals the drugs"

@evefingdonnelly | via Twitter

12. To Be Blunt, These Are High Expectations

A tweet that says, "A relationship should be 50/50 he whips the benz I roll the trees"

@softerr_ballerr | via Twitter

13. It’s All About (Social) Me(dia)!

A tweet that says, "a relationship should be 50/50. he runs a fan acc 4 me and i provide content."

@koremethazine | via Twitter

14. Back In Our Day, We Didn’t Have Any Tikking or Tokking…

A tweet that says, "A relationship should be 50/50, I start quoting vines & he correctly completes them."

@xLovelyPop | via Twitter

15. Oh Co-Pilot, My Co-Pilot

A tweet that says, "A relationship should be 50/50, he drives and I answer the questions on Waze"

@rradziak | via Twitter

16. See, It’s Funny Because…

A tweet that says, "A relationship should be 50/50, I love and support him, and he explains gaming memes to me"

@crumbycrouton | via Twitter

17. Why Did They Have To Kill This Love?!

A tweet that says, "relationships should be 50/50. i tweet about him on main, he listens to me going insane over a kpop groups disbandment"

@loveduets | via Twitter

18. Half The Time It Works Every Time!

A tweet that says, "a relationship should be 50/50 50% they lose stuff 50% she finds the stuff"

@chupacabraweed | via Twitter

19. Have You Xena Me With My Sword? So Hot.

A tweet that says, "a relationship should be 50/50. he buys me a sword and i look pretty with it"

@alylacire | via Twitter

20. You’re Always Taking A Chance When You Roll Eurydice

A tweet that says, "A relationship should be 50/50. You follow me out of the Underworld, I turn around and send you back"

@SparkNotes | via Twitter

21. That Doesn’t Sound So Great

A tweet that says, "A relationship should be 50/50. You run over your husband’s lover with a car, I die in a pool to demonstrate the futility of the American dream."

@noahvbuckley | via Twitter

22. I Said No Lions, No Tigers, And Especially NO BEARS!

A tweet that says, "a relationship should be 50/50. i bring you to sweden with my friends for a pagan midsummer festival, you burn me alive inside of a giant bear"

@MNateShyamalan | via Twitter

23. Sounds Super Healthy

A tweet that says, "a relationship should be 50/50. i set unrealistic standards based off 2000s romcoms and he fulfills them"

@thatgirlyusra | via Twitter

24. Professor Lavigne Knows What Works

A tweet that says, "a relationship should be 50/50, he’s a punk and she does ballet"

@alright_abbie | via Twitter

25. So Much Better In The Other Direction

A tweet that says, "Relationships should be 50/50 She says happy Sunday, I let her know it's actually Monday 💖"

@UWishIWasSenpai | via Twitter

26. This Actually Sounds Really Great

A tweet that says, "A relationship should be 50 50, she finds the big rocks, and he throws them in into an icy lake"

@caesarconcha | via Twitter

27. It Was The Summer Of 1997 And We Were In Love

A tweet that says, "relationships should be 50/50 i give you cds and you burn songs i ask you to onto it for me"

@tidal_ldr | via Twitter

28. The Excitement Is Palpable

A tweet that says, "a relationship should be 50/50, he streams his game and i say “yay” once in a while"

@diyoongisus | via Twitter

29. You’re Non-Fungible To Me, Baby!

A tweet that says, "A relationship should be 50/50 You pay for the NFT I’ll pay for the gas"

@linqd_dating | via Twitter

30. “Hi. I’m Pretty Sure We’re Going To Be Late.”

A tweet that says, "relationships should be 50/50. he drives the car, i stare at my phone and when he asks me “what’s my exit?” i say “hold on im looking at something!” and then we miss the exit."

@baddanadanabad | via Twitter

31. This Is A Super Relationship! HA! Ha… ha…

A tweet that says, "a relationship should be 50/50. 50% sharkboy 50% lavagirl"

@crocfanpage | via Twitter

32. The Code Has Been Cracked

A tweet that says, "A relationship should be 50/50- I provide the shower beers & you wash my hair for me."

@Mo_Elizabethhh | via Twitter

33. The Box Says It’s Called Äkta Kärlek

A tweet that says, "a relationship should be 50/50. i pick out and order the furniture and zach says “very nice babe” and puts it together"

@cutefairyqueen | via Twitter

34. No Ragrets

A tweet that says, "a relationship should be 50/50. he gets a tattoo of my name and i hold his hand."

@tinazhxng | via Twitter

35. There’s No Shame In Being Second

A tweet that says, "A relationship should be 50/50, I treat her like a goddess and she sees me as her second favorite person behind Harry Styles"

@jWil_0340 | via Twitter

36. We Ain’t Leaving Without Hot Dogs

A tweet that says, "a relationship should be 50/50. He waits in the Costco gas line for me meanwhile I wait in the food line for 2 ice cream sundaes"

@bestiehopper | via Twitter

37. HODL Me Close Now, Business Master

A tweet that says, "relationships have to be 50/50. She gets a brilliant career and MBA, I lose all our money in crypto."

@0xgaut | via Twitter

38. Heads I Win, Tails I Also Win

A tweet that says, "a relationship should be 50/50, he’s always wrong and i’m always right 😌😌"

@brrriaana | via Twitter

39. And Everybody’s Happy

A tweet that says, "a relationship should be 50/50. he tells me i look pretty, i tell him he has a nice car."

@viviana_flor3s | via Twitter

40. Now It’s Time For Some Good Clean Fun

A tweet that says, "a relationship should be 50/50 - I have contamination-based OCD and he has good aseptic technique"

@gemthegrem | via Twitter

41. At Least We Can Share Meds! That’s Fine, Right?

A tweet that says, "a relationship should be 50/50, he has depression and i have anxiety"

@ally_sheehan | via Twitter

42. No Big Dill

A tweet that says, "a relationship should be 50/50. you give me the pickle that came with your meal and i eat it"

@makaylaedwardss | via Twitter

43. I Likea Your Style! Also, I Want Spaghetti Now

A tweet that says, "a relationship should be 50/50 i cooka the pasta they makea the sauce"

@morebeoursthanu | via Twitter

44. But If You Ate The Whole Pizza, There Is No Crust?

A tweet that says, "a relationship should be 50/50 i eat the whole pizza and you eat its crust"

@hahashoo | via Twitter

45. Is Fan Fiction Really Ever *Not* Deranged?

A tweet that says, "A relationship should be 50/50: I write deranged fan fiction online, he politely pretends not to know my username,"

@TheVuasLog | via Twitter

46. You Know It’s Love When Fries Are Being Shared

A tweet that says, "a relationship should be 50/50. he gets fries for himself and I eat half of them"

@jasminericegirl | via Twitter

47. Nobody Wins

A tweet that says, "A relationship should be 50/50. You get crocs I get crocs"

@damdanii3 | via Twitter

48. Verum Tinea Amor

A tweet that says, "a relationship should be 50/50. i send them pictures of cute moths and they tell me the really cool names of said moths"

@TableSink | via Twitter

49. That’s A Fine Bovine, Clementine

A tweet that says, "a relationship should be 50/50. he points out the cows when we’re driving, and i admire"

@velveteyesshop | via Twitter

50. This Is Just Plain Lovely

A tweet that says, "a relationship should be 50/50 u read a book to me while i fall asleep to the sound of ur voice"

@spitsonurgrave` | via Twitter

What About You?

What’s your can’t miss 50/50 relationship advice? Tell us in the comments below!

Jack Corvo

Since 2015, Jack has been studying dating with the diligence of someone who should probably let it go by now. Examining the systems, contradictions, and unspoken rules of contemporary romance, he documents how people pursue connection in an era of mixed signals, evolving technology, and the word "situationship" being used unironically.

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