These Dating Dealbreakers Have People Headed Straight For The Exit (And I Don’t Blame Them One Bit)

Tags: Red Flags Relationships

Okay, so everyone has their breaking point, right? You know, the straw that breaks the proverbial camel’s back. The line that gets crossed and you just can’t go back to the before times. Well, u/spvcevce wanted to know what those breaking points are for people when they’re dating and asked Reddit, “What’s your weird dealbreaker when dating someone?” Now I don’t know if I’d call all of these dealbreakers “weird” exactly, but what I will say is that most of these people are not wrong.

1. Too Low Standard-y

u/[deleted]

I need a girl with standards. If she’s willing to date me, then God only knows what other trash she’s been associating with.

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2. Too Toss Trash On The Street-y

u/Shredded_Cunt

They litter? It’s a no from me dawg…

Fuck litterers.

u/Shredded_Cunt | via Reddit

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3. Too I Think Horoscopes Are Real-y

u/LegendOfDylan

Too much honest belief in zodiac signs and their horoscope. No it’s not because I’m ‘such a Libra’ I just don’t feel like doing that today, Lisa.

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4. Too Disregards Safety-y

u/[deleted]

If they don’t wear a seat belt. Drives me mental. I will turn down an absolutely perfect man if he can’t fucking put on a simple seatbelt

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5. Too Chews Like A Cow-y

u/olybib

Open mouth chewers. I’m sorry, but I don’t want to see what your food looks like. And don’t want to hear smacking noises.

Edit: Sorry for those who say it’s some kind of health issue. I’m sure you can’t help it, but I did say it was my weird deal breaker. I’m sure there are tons of people out there that don’t care how you chew. I’m just not one of them.

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6. Too Rude To People Trying To Get By-y

u/[deleted]

I cannot deal with anyone who mistreats servers, waiters, restaurant staff and retail workers.

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7. Too Not A Tipper-y

u/magnolia_924

People who don’t tip.

As someone who worked in the service industry for years, I just can’t take it.

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8. Too Inappropriate Clap-y

u/pickledbeets167

If he claps when the plane lands.

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9. Too Loud Talker-y

u/Cole-train99

Loudness, I genuinely dislike someone who is overly loud. I will not date someone who yells when they talk lol, and I also dislike smoking.

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10. Too What’s The Hurry-y

u/hyperbolephotoz

She eats her peas one at a time

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11. Too Sip Steal-y

u/dompstan

Once I had a guy tell me his dealbreaker was this (in his own words):

“If I ask a girl to get me water or something to drink, and she goes to get it but takes a sip of whatever I asked her to get me before she hands it to me, it’s an immediate red-flag and indicator of how selfish she is.”

I’m convinced this guy had some kind of paranoid schizophrenia.

Edit: punctuation

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12. Too Bed Crumb-y

u/TenNeon

Food on my bed. There is no best-case scenario.

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13. Too Bad Grammar-y

u/[deleted]

Proper usage of “your” vs. “you’re.”

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14. Too Not A Movie Watcher-y

u/PugSwagMaster

If you won’t watch anime or movies with me then we’re through

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15. Too Mean To Their Parents-y

u/Fauxtrok

When their mother is a decent human being, isn’t an abusive parent, and he’s still a dick to her. When I was single, I refused to date someone who treated his mother like shit.

PAY ATTENTION TO HOW THEY TREAT THEIR PARENTS.

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